Top 15 Bad Timing Funny Quotes

#1. Most of the seven billion people in this world suffer from malnutrition. Half do not have enough to eat and the rest of us eat too much.

Earle Gray

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#2. Eating any of these things, goat testicles or what have you, isn't going to be nice, but you get into that zone, you become focussed and you do what you need to do. It's all about one thing: coming home in one piece.

Bear Grylls

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#3. Language does not make one an elite.

Irrfan Khan

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#4. The heart is a home; love should take up all of the rooms.

Matshona Dhliwayo

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#5. Remember, we Christians think man lives for ever. Therefore, what really matters is those little marks or twists on the central, inside part of the soul which are going to turn it, in the long run, into a heavenly or a hellish creature.

C.S. Lewis

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#6. You need not to burn copies of a book. Just make people feel indifferent to the book.

Lara Biyuts

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#7. God is working on your behalf, for your happiness and inner peace. So move forward in faith, believing that He is with you and for you because He is.

Toni Sorenson

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#8. You may know more about vintage wine than the wine steward, but if you're smart you'll let your man do the choosing and be ecstatic over his selection, even if it tastes like shampoo.

Arlene Dahl

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#9. I am grateful for all those people who said no. It is because of them that I did it myself. Practice an attitude of gratitude. You can either be miserable dwelling on the troubles you have or grateful for the ones you don't have. Your troubles don't care but it makes a huge difference in your life.

Michael Josephson

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#10. Strideth over all mountains, and laugheth at all tragedies

Friedrich Nietzsche

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#11. What teachings of Scripture do you still mainly follow out of dutiful habit, not with an eye toward honoring God or being used as a blessing to others? What has your legalistic adherence gained for you, and what has it cost you?

John F. MacArthur Jr.

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#12. Many people seek popularity and want everyone to know their name. It's not important for everyone to know your name, it's important that some of the people you know don't forget your name.

Ron Baratono

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#13. The whole idea of equal justice under law means that you've got to play by the rules. It has nothing to do with the underlying subject matter. You just tell the truth.

Ken Starr

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#14. The never-ceasing boom of the great ocean as it breaks on the beach, drowns all smaller sounds.

Alexander MacLaren

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#15. The guardians of your company's cyber security should be encouraged to network within the industry to swap information on the latest hacker tricks and most effective defenses.

Nina Easton

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