Bad Fanfic Quotes

#1. Sehun love Kai." he brushed his fingers on the gravestone. "Kai love Sehun."

"Sooooo much, Sehun...

FishMeAnEXo

#2. She'd just thrown gasoline on the fire. Now it was up to fandom to keep it burning.

Danika Stone

#3. One day, I discovered that a couple of people had written 'fanfic' - stories of their own based on my characters. Just the thought of people thinking that hard and deeply about something I've written is incredible.

Ann Leckie

#4. Unquestionably it would have been Mary Magdalene who did the dishes at the Last Supper.
Concluded Marguerite Yourcenar.

David Markson

#5. I'm alone in a world full of companionship.

Anonymous

#6. My mum is just the sweetest person on Earth, and if I turned into her, I wouldn't be that upset at all; in fact, it would be an honour.

Margot Robbie

#7. A miscreant with coiffed, scented hair, a slender waist, the hips of a woman and the chest of a Prussian officer, with a finely tied cravat, by all girls admired. ~ [introduction of character Montparnasse]

Victor Hugo

#8. I have always been delighted when told there was a piece of fanfic inspired by a book of mine floating about. I don't read it for legal reasons, but I'm thrilled to know it's there. Someone cared. Someone loved it enough to spend their free time writing about it for free.

Catherynne M Valente

#9. The mind is the result of the torments the flesh undergoes or inflicts upon itself.

Emile M. Cioran

#10. If you can change the fate of a character you read out of a book by adding new words to his story, then maybe you can change everything about it: who goes out, who comes in, how it ends, who's happy, and who's unhappy afterwards.

Cornelia Funke

#11. The thing about fic is that is comes from love. Characters you love so much, that you feel so deeply for, you'll watch them fall in love a thousand different ways, over and over.

Emma Mills

#12. She hadn't moved in the last hour and I was starting to think that she had died and I just hadn't noticed.

That made mea bad boyfriend, didn't it?

Anonymous

#13. His entire body softened at Kai's touch. Any softer, he'd have melted between Kai's fingers like thawing winter.

Hyperionova

#14. Mythology is Fan Fiction - for the Gods.

Paul Kemner

#15. I'm your's. If you'll have me, I'm your's -Dark (Harry Styles fanfic)

Anonymous

#16. He's stuck at 3:14 a.m. with only the moon to talk to.

Miranda July

#17. Are we going to go through this every time, really?" Peter tilts his head on an angle. His smile inches up a few degrees. "I want you, Stiles. And from where I'm sitting, it looks like I've got you.

DiscontentedWinter

#18. As we are all aware, Special Operations Forces, SOF, are playing an increasingly essential role as we continue to fight and, more importantly, win the war on terror.

Robin Hayes

#19. He's sleeping, Mr. Kim." Sehun muttered. "Don't disturb him.

FishMeAnEXo

#20. My body was broken - just how badly I wouldn't find out until later - but I felt healed. Healed at last.

Khaled Hosseini

#21. You call me a bitch? Well, a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature and nature is beautiful so thanks for the compliment.

Anonymous

#22. It hurt to be around her, but it hurt more not to be.

Anonymous

#23. Too vast is Man and too imponderable his nature. Too varied are his
talents, and too inexhaustible his strength. Beware of those who
attempt to set him boundaries.Live as if your God Himself had need of
you His life to live. And so, in truth, He does.

Mikhail Naimy

#24. I don't ship anything. Except when I have to send packages through the mail. Now, please stop asking about fanfic.

Patrick Stump

#25. The difference between fanfic and a "real" novel is that fanfic is honest about its inspiration.

Mary Robinette Kowal