Bachenheimer Berkeley Quotes

#1. Balding is nature's way of getting rid of your third eye's unibrow.

Stanley Victor Paskavich

#2. FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs

Ambrose Bierce

#3. Literature is capable of being a subject that people want to catch up on or discuss, whether at a coffee shop or a watercooler. It can become an intrinsic part of their dialogue.

Mark Z. Danielewski

#4. The context in which a photograph is seen affects the meaning the viewer draws from it.

Stephen Shore

#5. Ike was like a giant umbrella. He absorbed what was coming down from above, shielded his commanders from higher authority, and about them to fight the war without excessive second-guessing.

Jean Edward Smith

#6. I would just stand there puzzled, then realize this would be a great place to make a show.

Tommy Tune

#7. But everyone wanted to be a Big Swinging Dick, even the women. Big Swinging Dickettes.

Michael Lewis

#8. Welcome to the Mafia, blood in, well isn't that just shitty part, there is no freaking out.

Rachel Van Dyken

#9. If you must be affected by other people's misfortunes, show them pity instead of contempt. Drop this readiness to hate and take offence.

Epictetus

#10. Truth will never shine from a heart filled with corruption and lies.

Suzy Kassem