Baby Unicorn Quotes

#1. I prefer the word "homemaker" because "housewife" always implies that there might be a wife someplace else.

Bella Abzug

#2. from the poem Holographic Personality Disgrace:

Some people are such assholes that saying, "Look, again, I'm sorry I cut off my thumb and glued it to your baby's head because I thought you'd like him better as a unicorn" means nothing to them.

Sam Pink

#3. Never complain; never forget to compliment.

Debasish Mridha

#4. God help us from those who believe that they are the sole possessors of truth. How we manage at times to agree willingly to become prisoners within our own minds and souls of beliefs and ideas on which we can never be flexible.

King Hussein I

#5. One hears of the mechanical equivalent of heat. What we now need to discover in the social realm is the moral equivalent of war: something heroic that will speak to men as universally as war does, and yet will be as compatible with their spiritual selves as war has proved itself to be incompatible.

William James

#6. I would have all intoleration intolerated in its turn.

Lord Chesterfield

#7. There's an awful lot of resources that can be drawn upon in an improvised music concert.

Fred Frith

#8. True humility does not know that it is humble. If it did, it would be proud from the contemplation of so fine a virtue.

Martin Luther

#9. I worked for a newspaper in Europe for, I lived in Europe for about seven years, so I worked in this sort of a yellow journalism kind of a thing, it was like a scandal sheet.

Kurt Loder

#10. I'm not saying find someone and ask them if you can mow their grass for ten dollars. I'm saying find weeds that need pulling and pull them.

Andy Andrews

#11. He learned the arts of riding, fencing, gunnery,
And how to scale a fortress - or a nunnery.

George Gordon Byron

#12. When you reduce a woman to writing, she makes you think of a thousand other women

Gustave Flaubert

#13. You say you're a pessimist, but I happen to know that you're in the habit of practicing your flute for two hours every evening.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#14. When people are away from home, they do things they might not normally do.

Patrick Swayze