Baby Shark Quotes

#1. Being nice to that woman is like feeding a baby shark so it can grow big enough to eat you.

Annette Blair

#2. Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many

Herb Caen

#3. I rode a streetcar to the edge of the city limits, then I started to walk, swinging the old thumb whenever I saw a car coming.

Jim Thompson

#4. All of us have to be prevaricators, hypocrites, and liars every day of our lives; otherwise the social structure would fall into pieces the first day. We must act in one another's presence just as we must wear clothes. It is for the best

O. Henry

#5. Regan wasn't even sure what to say. They wanted to give her baby a demon animal that ate people. A furry land shark. it was enough to make her want to hyperventilate.

Larissa Ione

#6. There is one advantage to realizing that you're never going to get it right: you do begin to stop expecting everyone else to get it right too, which makes for less frustration when other people turn out to be just as human as you are.

Jeff Wilson

#7. The Great Perhaps was upon us and we were invincible.

John Green

#8. ...love brought you here. If you trusted love this far, don't panic now.

James Baldwin

#9. On a cold and gray Chicago morning another little baby child is born in the ghetto, and his Mama cries.

Elvis Presley

#10. Aunt Fran lowered her voice. "Her cold is just the start of a greater sickness. These 'stories,' as you call them, will only lead her to more pain."
"Fran, talk plain, will you?"
"I'm talking about derangement."
"Don't be silly!"
She wispered. "And deviant behaviours.

Ami McKay

#11. My dad was nothing but a bingo call.

Ripley Patton

#12. Thou man of scruffy looks, thou who heard'st nerfs, Thou fool-born wimpled roughhewn waste waste of flesh!

Ian Doescher

#13. Slate is not a political magazine but a lot of what it does is politics.

David Plotz