Baby Einstein Quotes

#1. I did three DVD's for 'Baby Einstein,' teaching babies how to sign. It really helps a parent communicate because babies can't talk. But it has been proven that they can communicate using their hands to communicate. So sign language is a great tool in that way.

Marlee Matlin

#2. In the case of the classic Western helicopter parent, it starts with Baby Einstein and reward charts for toilet training, and it never really ends, which is why colleges have to devote so many resources to teaching parents how to leave their kids alone.

Nancy Gibbs

#3. And once your life loses its touch in the world, they would come again to seek to end it.

Reymart Dinglasa

#4. Isaac, tell your girlfriend she can't bring weapons into holy-shit-your-spider's-on-fire!

Jim C. Hines

#5. Why are you here?" Lucy asks incredulously. "You didn't say yes?" I shake my head, and my sister looks offended on behalf of the entire female species. "I'm sorry to say this, Elise," she states, taking out a slice and biting off the end. "I think you need therapy.

Suzanne Young

#6. Sometimes I dream that we could deal with the big crimes, that we could make a law for countries and not just for people,

Terry Pratchett

#7. Mary praise the rosary for my broken mind.

Lana Del Rey