Ayelen Sanchez Quotes

#1. 41Moved with compassion,* Jesus reached out and touched him. "I am willing," he said.

Anonymous

#2. Fall, though, is the worst. Few things are worse than fall in New York. Some of the things that live in the lower intestines of rats would disagree, but most of the things that live in the lower intestines of rats are highly disagreeable anyways, so their opinion can and should be discounted.

Douglas Adams

#3. Theo, Celery doesn't think you should invite Lulu to your hypothetical Bar Mitzvah.

Gitty Daneshvari

#4. An optimist is a braver cynic.

Colum McCann

#5. How much does your life have to suck to want the Apocalypse?

Laini Taylor

#6. My favorite Aggie joke? I'm sorry I don't understand the question

Lyle Lovett

#7. Child molestation is a touchy subject ... Read the papers! Half the country's doing it!

Woody Allen

#8. Some of us claim that New York City is the capital of the country, indeed the capital of the world. Now, that may be a bit much for those who don't come from New York, but clearly we are an important city for reasons of our cultural advantages.

David Dinkins