Awkward Picture Quotes

#1. I find it very hard to believe that people would prefer an awkward picture with me than a normal conversation.

Alison Pill

#2. I could show you a picture right now where I look like something from The Hills Have Eyes. Talk about an awkward stage. Puberty was not good at all.

Jacob Artist

#3. Mankind are a herd of knaves and fools. It is necessary to join the crowd, or get out of their way, in order not to be trampled to death by them.

William Hazlitt

#4. When you go to take someone's picture, the first thing they say is, what you want me to do? Everyone is very awkward.

Annie Leibovitz

#5. Right! Right! 'Stead of which, over here, they shit in the water until it's dangerous to drink, then make a fucking fortune out of selling us gadgets to purify it again. Why can't they be made to strain out their own shit?

John Brunner

#6. Act fittingly.
Act forbearingly.
Act foreknowingly.
Act foresightedly.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#7. White! he turned as white as a woman.

Katherine Mansfield

#8. I get this a lot: 'Oh, can you take a picture with my baby? Can you hold the baby?' I don't want to hold your baby! I'll hold my baby. I don't like holding someone else's baby. I'm serious! You never know what could happen. It's such an awkward position you're put in, and it's like, 'No, sorry.'

Juan Pablo Montoya

#9. When I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I'm a man. And I can take the wetness!

Emo Philips

#10. You know the awkward class photo when you're sitting there for your school picture and you're 14 or something and you've got braces, and you don't know how to smile, and you've got a hard-on.

Rob Huebel