Austin Powers Soundboard Quotes

#1. It's important for all Americans to know how vulnerable our Constitution is.

George Takei

#2. The floor of Christendom and elsewhere is littered with wrecks made by old prophets. God won't stand nonsense from any man. Every man has to choose between Christ and Barabbas, and every Christian between God and some old prophet.

Charles Studd

#3. Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate

Terry Pratchett

#4. The "hot money" flowed into Europe and today once rich and powerful nations like Ireland, Greece, Italy, and Spain are financial basket cases that may not recover.

Robert T. Kiyosaki

#5. Anyone who has obeyed nature by transmitting a piece of gossip experiences the explosive relief that accompanies the satisfying of a primary need.

Primo Levi

#6. The first time I went to Helene Hanff's apartment at 305 East 72nd Street, it was 1977, and I was a 16-year-old girl who wanted to be a writer.

Jean Hanff Korelitz

#7. A sense of humor has been linked with longevity. It is a possibility that the mental attitude reflected in a lively sense of humor is an important factor predisposing some people toward long life.

Raymond Moody

#8. Westerns are fun. I wish more of them would be made. When you're out there on a set, carrying a gun, riding a horse, you kind of get lost in that make believe world.

Ricky Schroder

#9. Only believe, don't fear. Our Master, Jesus, always watches over us, and no matter what the persecution, Jesus will surely overcome it.

Lottie Moon

#10. There were strict laws protecting card privacy but laws had a bad habit of being ignored or abrogated when societal push came to totalitarian shove.

Dan Simmons

#11. In 1843, everybody was hungry, unemployed, and conditions were very bad.

Claire Tomalin

#12. The problem with most Christians today is that they would rather be on the judgment seat than on the witness stand. Anonymous

Britt Merrick

#13. There is always shame in the creation of an object for the public gaze.

Rachel Cusk

#14. Don't run away from the challenges. You can graciously overcome every challenge. Be strong!

Lailah Gifty Akita