Atheist Holiday Sayings

#1. You won't burn in hell. But be nice anyway.

Ricky Gervais

#2. I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing.

H.L. Mencken

#3. I feel that an understanding could be reached with Germany which would result in a lasting peace with Europe and believe that a German victory is preferable to a British and Soviet victory.

Pierre Laval

#4. Everyday is an atheist holiday.

Penn Jillette

#5. My mother is quiet. The way he acts, she thinks it must mean he doesn't love her as much as she loves him

Carole Glickfeld

#6. They weren't my family and it wasn't my holiday, but I was orphaned and an atheist and I would take what I could get.

Michael Chabon

#7. Step back for a minute. Pretend you're from Mars. From a coldly rational point of view, pedestrian helmets aren't a crazy idea.

A. J. Jacobs

#8. My family always makes a huge deal out of Christmas.

Jenna Morasca

#9. That's the water calling. It's a long time since anyone was drowned.

Georg Buchner

#10. Just got a new car - got a little Miata convertible. Pretty happy about it, except for one thing: I'm 6-foot-6, so now I look like a McDonald's toy.

Brian Posehn

#11. When we are able to let go of the worry, let it float away like a feather in the wind, we free ourselves of further burden and open the door to all that is right for us.

Charles F. Glassman

#12. It's surprising to me how many of my friends send Christmas cards, or holiday cards, including my atheist and secular friends.

Christopher Hitchens

#13. It is a characteristic of the human mind to hate the man one has injured.

Tacitus

#14. The problem isn't too little money in political campaigns, but not enough.

Newt Gingrich

#15. Everyone operates within their own domain and obviously those domains overlap to a great extent.

Aleksandar Hemon

#16. You don't write for success. That takes part of your attention away from the writing. If you're really doing it, that's all you're doing: writing.

Frank Herbert

#17. Dara doesn't respond well to commands," Vine said. "It's a rather endearing quality, I find.

Jordan Rivet