Top 9 Astrology Funny Quotes
#1. The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology's only credible conspiracy.
Bauvard
#2. The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus one hundred percent.
Calvin Trillin
#3. had quickly returned to the safety of their room after a couple of men had asked what her "price" was. Apparently something about her jeans and sweater screamed hooker.
Katie Reus
#5. Then the room was spinning and I was hugging people, and crying - all at the same time, in a blur of warm orange lights and friendly faces and music that touched my soul. I
Derek Murphy
#6. They say it can't be done, but sometimes that doesn't always work.
Casey Stengel
#7. Astrology is not an art, it is a disease.
Maimonides
#8. I'm a Leo. Leos don't believe in this astrology stuff.
Tom Neff
#9. Make
New FrNdS But Keep D oLd , One iS silVer
The Other is Gold.
Chetan Bhagat
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