Top 40 Astrologer's Quotes
#1. I want a bedroom near the sky, an astrologer's cave
Where I can fashion eclogues that are chaste and grave.
John Ashbery
#2. When a child is born, the exact moment it draws its first breath should be noted, as that moment, and not the time of delivery, is the time of birth from the astrologer's point of view.
Max Heindel
#3. I meet a person, and in my mind I'm saying three minutes; I give you three minutes to show me the spark.
Amy Hempel
#4. My astrologer predicted a year of successful enterprise and good fortune. So what went wrong? Had there been some ghastly beaureaucratic astral mix up?
Tyne O'Connell
#5. We don't have to talk about faith and family at dinner-we just show it.
Joel Osteen
#6. Courteous Reader, Astrology is one of the most ancient Sciences, held in high esteem of old, by the Wise and the Great. Formerly, no Prince would make War or Peace, nor any General fight in Battle, in short, no important affair was undertaken without first consulting an Astrologer.
Benjamin Franklin
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Gaurav Parab
#8. She could make her office my rose garden, forever, if she so chose.
Elise Kova
#9. "Lambe them, lads! lambe them!" a cant phrase of the time derived from the fate of Dr. Lambe, an astrologer and quack, who was knocked on the head by the rabble in Charles the First's time.
Walter Scott
#10. I'm going to try to fit in where I can and play the way I can.
Tim Duncan
#11. Anyone can be a millionaire, but to become a billionaire you need an astrologer.
J. P. Morgan
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AJ
#13. The book is that is the good one is Woodsong and we are trying to finish it.
Gary Paulsen
#14. But we believe that the Octavo must be read to avert catastrophe - otherwise why did the Creator leave it behind?" "Perhaps He was just forgetful," suggested the astrologer.
Terry Pratchett
#15. To the astrologer, or at least to what I call the analytical astrologer, the natal chart virtually represents a living map to the kingdom of heaven which lies within.
Alice O. Howell
#16. The only absolute truth is that there are no absolute truths.
Paul Feyerabend
#17. The charlatan is always the pioneer. From the astrologer came the astronomer, from the alchemist the chemist, from the mesmerist the experimental psychologist. The quack of yesterday is the professor of tomorrow.
Arthur Conan Doyle
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#19. Also usually employed one or more resident physicians, barbers, priests, painters, musicians, minstrels, secretaries and copyists, an astrologer, a jester, and a dwarf, besides pages and squires.
Barbara W. Tuchman
#20. It would seem, O Nushain, that you have doubted your own horoscope,' said the guide, with a certain irony. 'However, even a bad astrologer, on occasion, may read the heavens aright. Obey, then, the stars that decreed your journey.
Clark Ashton Smith
#21. As you will have no doubt foreseen...
- Kelvin McKenzie, The Sun's editor; Preamble of the letter he sent to the paper's astrologer he was firing
Kelvin MacKenzie
#22. What do you want to know from the astrologer, akka?" "Will I get married? Or will I have to stay single all my life?
Sumeetha Manikandan
#23. When I came in he threw himself on his knees before me and implored me to let him have a cat; that his salvation depended upon it.
Bram Stoker
#24. Frankly, I'll believe in horoscopes the day I can describe my personality to an astrologer and they tell me what date I was born.
Seth Shostak
#25. And, in fine, of false sciences I thought I knew the worth sufficiently to escape being deceived by the professions of an alchemist, the predictions of an astrologer, the impostures of a magician, or by the artifices and boasting of any of those who profess to know things of which they are ignorant.
Rene Descartes
#27. All a man can see while looking at the sky are cosmic fossils of thousands and millions of years ago. The only thing an astrologer can predict, is the past.
Jostein Gaarder
#29. I'm getting into all sorts of L.A. things. I go to bikram yoga, I went to an astrologer recently ... I'm accepting L.A. for who she is. She's a dark temptress.
Casey Wilson
#30. Life is to enjoy the joy of peace, not to live in fear of lease.
Debasish Mridha
#31. I am my own audience. I always picture me and my mates and think, 'What would we enjoy listening to?'
Conor Maynard
#32. The well padded astrologer stroked his corpulent belly, as he stared down intently at his cowrie board. There was a frown on his moon shaped face, a face that had always considered good rich food his birthright, even as he strove to read the cryptic messages that the Gods were strewing before him.
Deepti Menon
#33. (An astrologer of a London tabloid was once fired by means of a letter from his editor which began, "As you will no doubt have foreseen.")
Christopher Hitchens
#34. The toughest thing to do in politics is to do the right thing when your supporters think the right thing is something else.
Pat Toomey
#36. Again the important point to remember is that you should keep asking yourself questions. Do not make statements. Ask questions to yourself. The mind hates that.
Robert Adams
#37. FREEDLEY: Will I feel better after I take it? DR. FITCH (coldly): I, am a physician, Freedley, not an astrologer. If you want a horoscope, there's a gypsy tearoom over on Lexington Avenue.
S.J Perelman
#38. I am a Lutheran astrologer, I throw away the nonsense and keep the hard kernel.
Johannes Kepler
#39. Strange an astrologer should die, without one wonder in the sky.
Jonathan Swift
#40. When people on airplanes ask me what I do, I used to say I was a physicist, which ended the discussion. I once said I was a cosmologist, but they started asking me about makeup, and the title 'astronomer' gets confused with astrologer. Now I say I make maps.
Margaret Geller
