Associate Degree Quotes

#1. I thought, I can't do advertising any more, so I was downloading all these PDF applications from community colleges. And I thought, I'll become a paramedic. I'll get a two-year associate degree, if I can get in.

Augusten Burroughs

#2. All unemployment compensation should be tied to a job training requirement. Now the fact is, 99 weeks is an associate degree.

Newt Gingrich

#3. For two days I went about my business. I travelled the globe as always, handing souls to the conveyor belt of eternity.

Markus Zusak

#4. If it is properly done, the 'as told to' autobiography represents how the subject wants his story told.

Albert Murray

#5. Trust me, Joe. You're not a cowboy. The only cows you ever saw as a kid came under a plastic wrap in the grocery store or in a paper wrapped from McDonald's. (Tee)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#6. I don't think it's an ethical or moral issue, or even that people are stupid, but I do feel like as a culture things are out of balance, perverted, and inverted. Things that are ridiculous are worshipped, and things that are important are ridiculed. I think that's something worth thinking about.

Ian MacKaye

#7. If the United States is to protect itself from the economic and the political threats created by this excessive dependence, we must reduce our reliance on foreign energy sources and on foreign oil as quickly and as efficiently as possible.

John Shadegg

#8. Misquotation is the pride and privilege of the learned.

Hesketh Pearson

#9. If I were a maker of books I should compile a register, with comments, of different deaths. He who should teach people to die, would teach them to live.

Michel De Montaigne

#10. [It is a basic principle of a tyrant] to unarm his people of weapons, money and all means whereby they resist his power.

Walter Raleigh

#11. Girls! Girls! Put some pep into your work. How would you act, for instance, if I told you that all for your salaries were to be raised?

I would drop dead.

Edna Wallace

#12. This book is an invention, an act of the imagination, and in no way should be mistaken for reality, the place where much good invention originates.

Carole Maso

#13. I was an observer. I liked to listen rather than openly express myself. This trait is something that I've retained over the years.

Giorgio Armani

#14. A therapist has to have clear boundaries, even with former clients. People already get into our heads - if they also get into our lives, there's a problem.

Louise Penny