Asscrown Quotes

#1. Don't you mean 'assclown'?" he looked amused.
"No," I said louder this time. "I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses.

Michelle Hodkin

#2. No," I said, louder this time. "I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses," I said, as though reading from a dictionary of modern profanity.

Michelle Hodkin

#3. They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both so much. I couldn't wait for Courtney to come to the hospital so I could have all my women together.

Al Roker

#4. Teacher compensation isn't the only factor in cultivating great teaching. Other important priorities include changing how we measure student performance, providing more flexibility to teacher-preparation programs, and improving how we train and support principals.

Michael Bennet

#5. It is impossible not to notice that our world is tormented by failure, hate, guilt, and fear.

William, Saroyan

#6. A negro in the White House? Oh no! Some people thought we'd never set foot in the White House again since we built it!!!!

Stacy-Deanne

#7. Harrier twisted himself sideways on his saddle to stare at him [Tiercel]. 'You had a vision,' he said flaty.
Yes. No. I don't know. I ... Yes. No.

Mercedes Lackey

#8. Hey ladies, I'm willing to do my part to end domestic violence by posting a selfie online. Some might call me a hero

Nev Schulman

#9. The supply of leaks is very large. It's helpful for us to have more people in this industry. It's protective to us.

Julian Assange

#10. How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Woody Allen

#11. Also usually employed one or more resident physicians, barbers, priests, painters, musicians, minstrels, secretaries and copyists, an astrologer, a jester, and a dwarf, besides pages and squires.

Barbara W. Tuchman

#12. It is useless to tell one not to reason but to believe - you might as well tell a man not to wake but sleep.

Lord Byron