Assclown Quotes

#1. Don't you mean 'assclown'?" he looked amused.
"No," I said louder this time. "I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses.

Michelle Hodkin

#2. No," I said, louder this time. "I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses," I said, as though reading from a dictionary of modern profanity.

Michelle Hodkin

#3. One of the new girls followed me in and said she thinks Toph is an insensitive douchebag motherhumping assclown, and that I shouldn't let him get to me. Which was sweet, but didn't really help.

Stephanie Perkins

#4. The most tangible of all visible mysteries - fire.

Leigh Hunt

#5. New York, forever the port of em- and de-barkation en route to Adventure.

Cornelia Parker

#6. I know winning 20 is a special kind of thing, but I'd rather get into the playoffs, and be strong for the playoffs.

Tim Hudson

#7. Progress is a nice word. But change is its motivator. And change has its enemies.

Robert Kennedy

#8. I love books and going to bookstores. My favorite sound is the sound of the needle hitting the record.

Winona Ryder

#9. It's not just self defense, it's about ... self control, body discipline, and mind discipline ... and breath techniques. It involves yoga. It involves meditation. It's an art, not a sport.

Elvis Presley

#10. You can never, never, ever go wrong eating more fruit.

Nancy S. Mure

#11. I always played like this, unpredictable.

Manu Ginobili