Aspies For Social Success Quotes

#1. Yeah. Think I'll have to pass on the sex, though."
"We don't have to have sex just because you're staying the night."
"Oh! I thought it was the standard fee for the pillow, but now when I know better..."
"I might take that back..."
"Too late!" she laughed.

Lina Andersson

#2. You cannot conclude that God, because Father, is therefore male.

Thomas C. Oden

#3. Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle of anything ... to go!

David Lee Roth

#4. I definitely had fun being a waiter. I can't say for sure that I was a good waiter. I think that I made people have a good time.

John Krasinski

#5. I'm afraid that if I raced you on the street I'd push you to your death.

Keiichi Tsuchiya

#6. Radio has no future." "X-rays are clearly a hoax". "The aeroplane is scientifically impossible.

Lord Kelvin

#7. I would not go so far as to say that the French trade unions attached greater importance to the struggle for peace than the others did; but they certainly seemed to take it more to heart.

Leon Jouhaux

#8. Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.

Louis C.K.

#9. You're good with people, and all I know how to do is give good neck.

Kim Harrison