Asoiaf Funny Quotes

#1. Anyone who's sold herself for somebody else once isn't going to do it again.

Henrik Ibsen

#2. One of the most interesting and harmful delusions to which men and nations can be subjected is that of imagining themselves special instruments of the Divine Will.

Bertrand Russell

#3. Jules-Albert could

Rick Riordan

#4. I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to have an angle.

Jack Whitehall

#5. Only those who slavishly worship success can think that effectiveness is admirable without regard to what is effected.

Bertrand Russell

#6. Horses (thou say'st) and asses men may try,
And ring suspected vessels ere they buy;
But wives, a random choice, untried they take;
They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake;
Then, nor till then, the veil's removed away,
And all the woman glares in open day.

Alexander Pope

#7. War is the remedy for peace.

Silvia Hartmann

#8. The sort of man who admires Italian art while despising Italian religion is a tourist and a cad.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

#9. Rich people (in Australia) have swimming pools in their gardens but, at least, they do swim in them.

George Mikes

#10. You now have to decide what 'image' you want for your brand. Image means personality. Products, like people, have personalities, and they can make or break them in the market place.

David Ogilvy

#11. Wasn't Winston Churchill the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me ... that's black ...

Danielle O'Hara

#12. I came upon a child of god, He was walking along the road And I asked him, where are you going And this he told me: I'm going on down to Yasgur's farm I'm going to join in a rock 'n' roll band I'm going to camp out on the land, I'm going to try an' get my soul free.

Joni Mitchell

#13. I rock because sometimes I'm scared and that's alright. I rock because I'm not afraid to cry. I rock because I'm loved and I'm able to love. I rock ... I rock.

Anika Noni Rose

#14. Augusta National is a young man's golf course, and you really need a young man's nerves to play on it.

Jack Nicklaus

#15. It is once again the vexing problem of identity within variety; without a solution to this disturbing problem there can be no system, no classification.

Roman Jakobson