Top 14 Askeladden Quotes
#1. Every palace needs a foundation, Askeladden. Make sure that yours isn't of human bones.-Hans Peter
Jessica Day George
#2. A gentleman's choice of timepiece says as much about him as does his Saville Row suit.
Ian Fleming
#3. Now this was one of the things I had been brought up to eschew like disgrace; it being held by my father neither the part of a Christian nor yet of a gentleman to set his own livelihood and fish for that of others, on the cast of painted pasteboard.
Robert Louis Stevenson
#7. His sense of humor is purely cheap vaudeville, yet everyone falls for it.
Lisa Lutz
#8. I tell her that the best thing to do when you fall is to get up,
And she is up, so she's moving in the right direction.
Innocent Mwatsikesimbe
#9. My favourite riposte to a heckle is to say, 'Excuse me, I'm trying to work here. How would you like it if I stood yelling down the alley while you're giving blow jobs to transsexuals?'
Paul Merton
#11. In zero gravity, there's no need for a mattress or pillow; you already feel like you're resting on a cloud, perfectly supported, so there's no tossing and turning to find a more comfortable position.
Chris Hadfield
#12. I used to see dolphins as cute,
Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals.
Ana Claudia Antunes
#13. I don't enjoy trying things on, even though most times it's necessary. I tend to only shop online, which is so dangerous for me.
Stella Hudgens
#14. I always like to say that no matter what you want to do in life, if you stick with it, you're bound to eventually get good at it!
Rick Tramonto
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