Artemus Quotes

#1. Artemus Ward used that trick a good deal; then when the belated audience presently caught the joke he would look up with innocent surprise, as if wondering what they had found to laugh at. Dan Setchell used it before

Mark Twain

#2. Tell me," Artemus whispered, " when you dream, do you dream of the stars?

Maggie Stiefvater

#3. Not today!" Artemus said. "No, thank you! Too many events this decade. Perhaps later! Cannot do the shock! Thank you for your time."
He had been an adviser to kings.

Maggie Stiefvater

#4. I have never heard any of your lectures, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of lectures you deliver, they are just the kind of lectures such people like. Yours respectfully, O. Abe.

Artemus Ward

#5. Perhaps in the end, it should be left alone as a reminder that life isn't perfect, but even with it's imperfections it is worthwhile and enjoyable. Wouldn't it be great if more people thought that?

Artemus Withers

#6. While at college, I did my first lead on a network TV show, Medic.

Robert Vaughn

#7. Love has no number.

Anthony Liccione

#8. The world of 'The Hunger Games' is a paranoid survivalist's dream.

Kenneth Oppel

#9. We were racing at circuits where there were no crash barriers in front of the pits, and fuel was lying about in churns in the pit lane. A car could easily crash into the pits at any time. It was ridiculous.

Jackie Stewart

#10. He was kind. People bothered him. He thought we should be more concerned with the world around us and how our actions would affect things years down the road.

Maggie Stiefvater

#11. I am happiest when I am idle. I could live for months without performing any kind of labor, and at the expiration of that time I should feel fresh and vigorous enough to go right on in the same way for numerous more months.

Artemus Ward

#12. If I wasn't an actor, I'd probably be working in journalism.

Sophia Bush