Art Hoppe Quotes

#1. The proper method of playing mixed doubles is to swipe the ball accidentally and straight at the woman opponent as hard and as accurately as possible. Male players must not only retain equanimity on their side of the net, but create dissension on the other.

Art Hoppe

#2. The Gospels and the rest of the New Testament reflect the life of Jesus, what it means for us & what it means for the world.

Philip Yancey

#3. A jester unemployed is nobody's fool!

Danny Kaye

#4. You're my rose and I am the dew sticked to you who never wants to fall apart.

Himanshu Singla

#5. Who knows? Maybe my life belongs to God. Maybe it belongs to me. But I do know one thing: I'm damned if it belongs to the government.

Art Hoppe

#6. We ought to change the legend on our money from "In God We Trust" to "In Money We Trust." Because, as a nation, we've got far more faith in money these days than we do in God.

Art Hoppe

#7. For now he must lie low and try, through patience and the greatest consideration, to help his family bear the inconvenience he was bound to cause them in his present condition.

Franz Kafka

#8. There was, she noticed, a fragment of frozen pea caught in the setting of her engagement ring.

Robert Galbraith

#9. If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

Art Hoppe

#10. We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.

Art Hoppe

#11. The anti-marijuana campaign is a cancerous tissue of lies, undermining law enforcement, aggravating the drug problem, depriving the sick of needed help and suckering well-intentioned conservatives and countless frightened parents.

William F. Buckley Jr.

#12. Old men declare war because they have failed to solve complex political and economic problems.

Art Hoppe

#13. A woman and a mouse, they carry a tale wherever they go.

Gelett Burgess

#14. The Lord of Learning who upraised mankind from being silent brutes to singing men.

Charles Godfrey Leland

#15. I've been losing me for a while
my reflection appears partial
as I often feel less than I've been
and further away from the person
I'd like to be.

R H Sin