Armbrister Reds Quotes

#1. In man, social intercourse has centred mainly on the process of absorbing fluid into the organism, but in the domestic dog and to a lesser extent among all wild canine species, the act charged with most social significance is the excretion of fluid.

Olaf Stapledon

#2. The lord works in mysterious ways. Indeed. And a shorter way to say that is: God is a sneak.

Demetri Martin

#3. A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract
but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete.

Helen Rowland

#4. I can deal with fighting in the arena in Hell, but laundry and dishes put the fear of God in me.

Richard Kadrey

#5. I haven't slept with him, Mom." I whispered, lying through my teeth. I just didn't want to discuss my sex life with her. She would probably critique my oral skills or something.
"I should have known. You don't sleep with anybody. That's why you can't keep a man.

L.D. Davis

#6. We try to ... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad I think.

Tony Hancock

#7. You missed with me so close? What? You failed your assassin training classes? Did you even bother to show up? Or are you just that incompetent? (Syn)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#8. I would be too self-conscious if I just thought of writing lyrics for a song. I have to trick myself into doing it.

Kim Gordon

#9. Everyone's pet is the most outstanding. This begets mutual blindness.

Jean Cocteau

#10. Sometimes, the people we invest the most time in disappoint us the most.

Mike Tyson

#11. Her eyes narrowed as she realised just what Ian was. "You're a filthy Debasement!"
"Maybe. But damned if I'm the one eating kiddie-snacks in the middle ofnowhere while admiring modern art.

Stephen Hunt

#12. Without the ability to visualize a goal and believe it will be reached, nothing of substance will be achieved. Not by anybody. Not at any time. Not in any place.

Robert Herjavec

#13. You never know if you can actually do something against all odds until you actually do it.

Abby Wambach

#14. Emily Osment has 'osteo-old-woman-itis.' She can't lift weights or do physical activity but ride her bike and do yoga.

Lucas Till