Aristocrats Tv Quotes

#1. Luck ran out, but smart was for life.

John Connolly

#2. The National Research Center on the Gifted and Talented Improving Academic Achievement Study.

Del Siegle

#3. "A real work of art destroys, in the consciousness of the receiver, the separation between himself and the artist."

Leo Tolstoy

#4. When I'm falling, my girlfriends are my soft landing.

Anna Quindlen

#5. Careful old-timer, your age is showing."
"Hey, I'm only thirty-two. I'm in my prime, woman!"
She harrumphed. "Well, I'm a mere twenty-five and you're way too old for me."
Jay's eyes smoldered as he whispered, "My experience is your gain.

Anne Rainey

#6. I was never upset that I did not get an Emmy. That I did get an Emmy nomination, I couldn't be happier and prouder.

Kyle Chandler

#7. Jill: 'I don't pay attention to politics.'
Ben: 'You should. It's barely less important than your own heart beat.'
Jill: 'I don't pay attention to that, either.

Robert A. Heinlein

#8. It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.

Bob Saget

#9. Braden, Ellie, and Adam came in and took their usual table directly across from us so that Braden and Joss could screw each other with their eyes.

Samantha Young

#10. If words could be caresses, then he was making love to me every time he sang it.

S.C. Stephens

#11. Abiding does not mean sitting idly by. It means resting in the work, resting in the moment, resting in the truth, resting in the confidence that God is your provision.

Robin Bertram

#12. It's not just that some people get to break the rules - it's that loyalty to the organization is to some degree measured by one's willingness to pretend this isn't happening.

David Graeber

#13. I always felt that I was more of an actress than a - I can't tell a joke to save my soul, but that I was a comedic actress.

Carol Burnett

#14. IN SAYING "YES" LIES THE ANTIDOTE TO OUR FEAR.

Susan Jeffers

#15. Sometimes you just have to roll in it.

Charlaine Harris