Aristocrats Joke Quotes

#1. It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.

Bob Saget

#2. You cease totally and only then you arrive. You enter into the world of God, or godliness, only when you are no more.

Rajneesh

#3. Every day, police officers see the hairy, smelly underbelly of humanity, the most depraved and evil shit human beings are capable of, shit civilians thankfully can't imagine.

Lisa Genova

#4. There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men understand that they will not offend you by speaking the truth; but when everyone can tell you the truth, you lose their respect.

Niccolo Machiavelli

#5. I like to think that my works flow like music. That may be one reason I work in large groups versus one picture of one thing; it's the flow of the whole series that counts.

William Eggleston

#6. Before dying, my last wish will be to see MS Dhoni's World Cup
Winning Six.

Sunil Gavaskar

#7. How can you consider flower power outdated? The essence of my lyrics is the desire for peace and harmony. That's all anyone has ever wanted. How could it become outdated?

Robert Plant

#8. How can losing love make you want to destroy people?

P.C. Cast

#9. Human cruelty took the form of a pact with the deity. A solemn oath was made to kill everything, in which people forbade themselves any display of reason or compassion. A city or a land was devoted to destruction and it was believed an insult to God if one did not observe the abominable oath.

Ernest Renan

#10. I have never felt the need to invent a world beyond this world, for this world has always seemed large and beautiful enough for me. I have wondered why it is not large and beautiful enough for others.

Elizabeth Gilbert

#11. The past is so hard to shift. It comes with us like a chaperon, standing between us and the newness of the present - the new chance.

Jeanette Winterson

#12. It would be like describing colors to someone blind from birth: The words might be understood, but the concept would remain mysterious and private.

Nicholas Sparks

#13. Why can a man not act himself, be himself, and think for himself? It seems to me that naturalness alone is power; that a borrowed word is weaker than our own weakness, however small we may be.

Maria Mitchell

#14. There is a huge antipathy in England between the north and the south, the working class and the owning class.

Bill Vaughan

#15. The big thing is to make this country ... quit discriminating against people just because they're gay. You don't have to agree with it, but they have a constitutional right to be gay ... They're American citizens.

Barry Goldwater

#16. No one is a man of learning unless he is also a heretic and a madman, and above all , aggressively perverse.

Francesco Petrarca