Archchancellor Quotes

#1. Make ourselves attractive to students?" said the Archchancellor. "Mr Stibbons, the whole idea of a university is that it should be hard to get into.

Terry Pratchett

#2. Ah, you mean the thing with the brass plate on it saying 'Improved Manicure Device,' Archchancellor?

Terry Pratchett

#3. Bursar?"
"Yes, Archchancellor?"
"You ain't a member of some secret society or somethin', are you?"
"Me? No, Archchancellor."
"Then it'd be a damn good idea to take your underpants off your head.

Terry Pratchett

#4. There was a bond, you see, when we were both young, but she wanted to be the best of all witches and I hoped one day to be Archchancellor. Alas for us, our dreams came true.

Terry Pratchett

#5. He was certain he was anorectic, because every time he looked in a mirror he saw a fat man. It was the Archchancellor, standing behind him and shouting at him.

Terry Pratchett

#6. The wizards were good at wind, weather being a matter not of force but of lepidoptery. As Archchancellor Ridcully said, you just had to know where the damn butterflies were.

Terry Pratchett

#7. But since the new Archchancellor never paid much attention to anything anyone said while he was eating, and Poons never noticed that he wasn't getting any answers, they got along quite well.

Terry Pratchett

#8. Everybody changes, not just me.

Eldridge Cleaver

#9. Do you believe in soul mates? A connection so sacred and profound that one soul instantly recognizes it's other half?

Siobhan Davis

#10. The essence of investment management is the management of risks, not the management of returns.

Benjamin Graham

#11. You are a woman: you must never speak what you think; your words must contradict your thoughts, but your actions may contradict your words.

William Congreve

#12. If you don't look after your fellow man, if you think that what you want is always more important than what anyone else wants or needs, you're not human, and that's that.

Mercedes Lackey

#13. Learning, like money, may be of so base a coin as to be utterly void of use; or, if sterling, may require good management to make it serve the purposes of sense or happiness.

William Shenstone

#14. Some people come into your life like a flower. She fills your heart with love, amuses your mind with her beauty, and leaves you with enduring joy because she once touched your life.

Debasish Mridha

#15. If ignorance is bliss, it's cuz she's never heard of this ...

LeCrae