Aptakisic Tripp Quotes

#1. Don't be too funny, guys like funny but they don't want to marry a comedian, right? The guy is supposed to be the funny one.

Lindsey Kelk

#2. A lot of men have lost money chasing women. But no man has ever lost women chasing money.

Ziad K. Abdelnour

#3. I now prophesy that I will dismember my dismemberer.

Herman Melville

#4. How many roads must a developer walk down, before they accept the amenities package?

Bob Dylan

#5. The hope crashes into reality and people get hurt.

Matthew Woodring Stover

#6. If people are well paid for reality television and cotton candy and dunking a basketball, why can't they be well paid for changing young minds?

B.J. Novak

#7. I'm afraid of flying.

Allison Janney

#8. Whether in a white dinner jacket or in a trench coat and a snap-brim fedora, he became a new and timely symbol of the post-Pearl Harbor American: tough but compassionate, skeptical yet idealistic, betrayed yet ready to believe again, and above all, a potentially deadly opponent.

Ann M. Sperber

#9. Come, my friend, forget your foes, and leave your fears behind, And wander forth to try your luck, with cheerful, quiet mind; For be your fortune great or small, you take what God will give, And all the day your heart will say, 'Tis luck enough to live.

Henry Van Dyke

#10. We were at the stage where in a very short period of time, one of the world's biggest banks would have to shut the door and switch off the electricity.

Alistair Darling

#11. Weapons are not proper instruments for gentle people; they use them only when they have no other choice. Peace and quiet are what they value. They do not glory in victory.

Laozi

#12. I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.

Leslie Nielsen

#13. Scientific monitoring is going to be terrifically important, because whatever steps we take ... we will have to monitor those steps in order to know if they're actually working.

Naomi Oreskes