Apeshit Quotes

#1. To say that Sputnik gave rise to some concern in the United States would be the understatement of the century. The truth is that the US went apeshit

John Naughton

#2. Cillian's been gone for a while. Like gone, Mal. Won't answer texts or anything."
Mal shrugged again, encouraging the apeshit.
"Mal. Did. You. Kill. Him."
Mal stared at him steadily, then shook his head. Slowly.
"Good.

S.E. Jakes

#3. I hated lying to my family.
I had no choice.
As a werewolf, the pack'd go apeshit if they found out I'd spent the last few months shagging a cat.

~Kyle Larsen

J.A. Belfield

#4. North Carolina right now is going apeshit in a way no state ever has. Take every crazy, angry idea your drunk, right-wing uncle mumbles at Thanksgiving, turn it into a law, and that's North Carolina today.

Bill Maher

#5. Apeshit has rarely enjoyed so literal a denotation.

David Foster Wallace

#6. If there's a single message passed down from each generation of American parents to their children, it is a two-word line: Better Yourself. And if there's a temple of self-betterment in each town, it is the local school. We have worshipped there for some time.

Ellen Goodman

#7. Indeed, the test of orderliness in a country is not the number of millionaires it owns, but the absence of starvation among its masses.

Mahatma Gandhi

#8. TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS ... guess Elvis use to say it alot and had necklaces made with initials TCB

Elvis Presley

#9. Arguing with a man doesn't work.

Laura Schlessinger

#10. Civilization gets too large, it finds a way to destroy itself.

Anonymous

#11. Unlike New Zealand, which has nothing especially predatory, Australia is full of spiders and crocodiles and all kinds of animals that will eat you and sting you.

Brian Cox

#12. a good heart is, I believe, much more desirable than education or brains.

L. Frank Baum

#13. You're telling me that CERN dug out millions of tons of earth just to smash tiny particles?

Dan Brown

#14. When I sing the dogs sit quiet and people who pass in the night stop their jabbering and discontent and think of other times, when they were happy. And I sing of other times, when I was happy, though I know that these are figments of my mind and nowhere I have ever been.

Jeanette Winterson

#15. six-story apartment building wedged between a

Charlie N. Holmberg

#16. The by-product of fewer technical support issues is also an increase in customer satisfaction, which can be reflected in reduced subscriber churn.

Patrick Fitzgerald

#17. If we're not going to tax the rich anymore, we're going to create class warfare.

Lewis Black