Anspaugh Funeral Home Quotes

#1. Shrines! Shrines! Surely you don't believe in the gods. What's your argument? Where's your proof?

Aristophanes

#2. I wonder if it's ethical to watch a man with binoculars and a long-focus lens? D'ya suppose it's ethical even if you prove that he didn't commit a crime? I'm not much on rear window ethics.

John Michael Hayes

#3. Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.

Kim Harrison

#4. Scout, if there's ever anything that happens to you or something - you know - something you might not want to tell Atticus about - "
"Huh?"
"You know, if you get in trouble at school or anything
you just let me know. I'll take care of you.

Harper Lee

#5. Anything worth doing hurts a little.

Mike Rowe

#6. Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Teresa Monachino

#7. All the actors I've worked with as a director over the years I really love and I thought they were all right for the part.

Billy Bob Thornton