Animal Liberation Front Quotes

#1. My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.

Rodney Dangerfield

#2. I spend the most time with the Wii.

Alyssa Sutherland

#3. These folk are hewers of trees and hunters of beasts; therefore we are their unfriends, and if they will not depart we shall afflict them in all ways that we can.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#4. Thanks for the penis, God. I don't have the balls to be a woman.

Nick Pageant

#5. Paper qualification is no longer enough in today's competitive society. You need skills that people will pay for.

Emi Iyalla

#6. The possibilities are numerous once we decide to act and not react.

George Bernard Shaw

#7. I will be the last person to condemn ALF [the Animal Liberation Front].

Ingrid Newkirk

#8. I'm no good at cooking or music, but I've always known how to garden. Nobody ever taught me; I just absorbed it. Some families are churchgoers or sports fans. We gardened.

Thalassa Cruso

#9. People go on marrying because they can't resist natural forces, although many of them may know perfectly well that they are possibly buying a month's pleasure with a life's discomfort.

Thomas Hardy

#10. You should be watching 'Red Band Society' because it's a show that inspires us to live. I feel like you'll get connected to these characters, and they teach you something that you can apply to your daily life.

Nolan Sotillo

#11. No risk? Then no danger of losing and finally no thrill in winning.

Sandeep Kumar

#12. Humanitarianism needs no apology. Unless we ... feel it toward all men without exception, we shall have lost the chief redeeming force in human history.

Ralph Barton Perry

#13. Those who try to grasp on to the mystery will never succeed. Only those who let it slip their fingers will come to know it, and hear its secrets

Sara Gran

#14. Then come and as we lay, beside this sleepy glade, there I will sing to you my Longfellow serenade.

Neil Diamond

#15. I took a deep breath, and shut the bedroom door behind me. Even though we'd put each other through hell, we'd found heaven. Maybe that was more than a couple of sinners deserved, but I wasn't going to complain.

Jamie McGuire

#16. I've never really been very interested in computers themselves. I don't watch them; I watch how people behave around them. That's becoming more difficult to do because everything is around them.

William Gibson

#17. Everyone's life is an object lesson to others.

Karl G. Maeser