Angora Quotes

#1. Actually last night my married lover appeared wearing suspenders and a darling little angora crop top told me he was gay a sex addict a narcotic addict a commitment phobic and beat me up with a dildo.

Helen Fielding

#2. Applied Science is a conjuror, whose bottomless hat yields impartially the softest of Angora rabbits and the most petrifying of Medusas.

Aldous Huxley

#3. I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends ... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body.

Rita Rudner

#4. I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write: "You are here". I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.

Joan Rivers

#5. His sister, in a big turquoise Angora sweater, leaned upon the wood frame of the open nursery door, anxiously looking out to see if he was really going to show, beaming and waving like a pastel colored TV Muppet when she spotted him.

Alan Moore

#6. a two-word formulation for the miraculous ability of pundits to deduce that a past event had been inevitable: "retrospective clairvoyance.

Clive James

#7. ...the true value of an offering isn't measured by how much we give. It's measured by how much we keep...

By definition, a sacrifice must involve sacrifice...

Mark Batterson

#8. For a brief, silly moment, I think he's going to kiss me, and then he turns and marches through the door.

Dannielle Wicks

#9. Just because someone will lend money to you doesn't mean you should borrow it.

Jean Chatzky

#10. I adore physical miniatures and try to use them as much as I can and have a bit of a fetish about that.

Peter Jackson

#11. Liberalism is trust of the people tempered by prudence. Conservatism is distrust of the people tempered by fear.

William Ewart Gladstone

#12. One of the awesome things about being a writer is that I can research nearly anything - tea? Bubblegum? Ants? Neurology? Chocolate? Textile production? It doesn't matter. It's all productive work.

Ann Leckie

#13. The question now isn't whether I want to fool around with this man. The question is how I'm ever going to give it up.

Sarina Bowen