Andy Griffiths Quotes

#1. I had been self-publishing for a number of years at that stage and selling my books at markets around Melbourne - little pocket books. I'd make them for 10 cents and sell them for a dollar. But I knew there was an audience who loved silly stuff so I just kept plugging away.

Andy Griffiths

#2. Stenchgator, the Great Unwiped Bum... was listed in the Bumper Book of Bums as the stinkiest bum in the world. Most bums only registered one or two points on the Rectum scale, but Stenchgator came in at a nose-bruising 9.8 points.

Griffiths, Andy

#3. Soon we saw that money going to women brought much more benefit to the family than money going to the men. So we changed our policy and gave a high priority to women. As a result, now 96% of our four million borrowers in Grameen Bank are women.

Muhammad Yunus

#4. We need to even out the tax code for small businesses so that we lower their tax rate to 25 percent, just as we need to lower it for all businesses.

Marco Rubio

#5. THE 100 PERCENT TOTALLY DANGER-PROOF FUTURE IS AMAZING!' we shout. Terry runs into the wall again. I jump back into the shark's mouth.

Andy Griffiths

#6. I had a healthy curiosity and would try things on - play lots of practical jokes. But it was more in my head - fantasies of What would happen if ... ? Like what would happen in class if you took all your clothes off and you ran around the room?

Andy Griffiths

#7. I'm an engineer by trade so I've always been interested in engineering and technology but also I've a strong interest in self build and off-grid properties and how it would affect us in terms of lifestyle.

Andy Griffiths

#8. A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is tax reform.

Russell B. Long

#9. There's a lot of ignorance in our business ... Everybody's an authority. To have your own vision is rewarding.

Robert Duvall

#10. I think it [Blu-ray] has 5 years left, I certainly wouldn't give it 10,

Andy Griffiths

#11. All men are intellectuals, but not all men have in society the function of intellectuals

Antonio Gramsci

#12. Sometimes I try to improve the language, the lines, or the delivery, but I don't ad-lib because I think that makes it really hard for everybody else involved.

Harrison Ford

#13. I know what kind of people would have the hottest corner in my conception of hell. It would be those who have helped to give goodness a bad name.

J. E. Buckrose

#14. *Paying one's last respects* is about the payer, not the paid. (Who attends the funeral - and who doesn't - is the deceased's last worry.)

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#15. I have the biggest sweet tooth. After the holidays, I gotta start working out.

Devon Werkheiser

#16. He felt at his face, wondering what the hot dampness was. For a moment he thought he was bleeding. Swearing under his breath, he pushed the tears away, vowing that they would be the last he ever shed. Strength, not weakness, was what he needed from this day forward.

Morgan Rhodes

#17. It is historically the case that virtually every new zone incorporated into the world-economy established levels of real remuneration which were at the bottom of the world-system's hierarchy of wage-levels.

Immanuel Wallerstein

#18. He wondered if he'd be better off staying at the bum shelter with his false bum and forgetting about his real bum. But he couldn't. His bum was trying to take over the world.

Griffiths, Andy

#19. I just started to understand my craft, what I wanted to do as an artist. It's just a growing process. Figuring out exactly what I wanted to do and obviously I toured a whole bunch. I did a lot of song writing for other people and then just settled back into my zone.

Young De