Top 33 Andrew Kaufman Quotes

#1. When Aquatics are overwhelmed, they seek out the tallest object in view, lie on their backs, put their heads against it and look up. The ritual is called litill, and its purpose is to remind believers that they are actually quite small and, therefore, so are their problems.

Andrew Kaufman

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#2. Remember that the truth within yourself will always be greater than the truth found in these pages. These stories are here to guide us - to help us find that truth, not to tell us what it is.

Andrew Kaufman

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#3. I was a teenage boy once too, you know," Uncle Mort said, popping back up. "I know what your brain looks like. It's a three-ring circus in there.

Gina Damico

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#4. I don't want the kind of theater that I love and grew up seeing to die out.

Jerry Herman

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#5. We are now, all of us, cinematographers for the movie of our own lives. Not the star. Not the director. Not even the writer.

Andrew Kaufman

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#6. I would like to fall in love again but my only hope is that love doesn't happen to me so often after this. I don't want to get so used to falling in love that i get curious to experience something more extreme - whatever that may be.

Douglas Coupland

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#7. Simplicity without a name
Is free from all external aim.
With no desire, at rest and still,
All things go right as of their will.

Lao-Tzu

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#8. Tom remembered standing there beside her, in font of that field covered in snow, and falling in love.

Andrew Kaufman

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#9. Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.

Rush Limbaugh

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#10. To be respected is not my concern. So long as I seek to live in obedience to my Lord, respect will come accordingly from the people He deems it necessary.

Criss Jami

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#11. For a moment he became frightened that, with no one watching him, he might begin to disappear forever.

Andrew Kaufman

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#12. His accent was thick and British, the kind that makes North Americans feel slightly ashamed.

Andrew Kaufman

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#13. Cats learned how to fly that evening,...

Obert Skye

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#14. The maxims of men reveal their characters.

Luc De Clapiers

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#15. The Pentagon Papers case stands today as a barrier to silence by official edict.

Anthony Lewis

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#16. There is only one amount of money - just not enough.

Andrew Kaufman

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#17. The thing that sets Mars apart is that it is the one planet that is enough like Earth that you can imagine life possibly once having taken hold there.

Steven Squyres

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#18. No one gets found in love. Everyone gets lost in it, Because love is overwhelming. Its beyond your control. You have to relinquish control to be in love. And that's a good thing. There's a beauty to being lost in something bigger than you.

Andrew Kaufman

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#19. She said, "Only the weak are afraid to appear so.

Andrew Kaufman

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#20. For me, reading was adventure,but most of all, reading was escape-

Andrew E. Kaufman

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#21. As far as I can tell, you remain a mystery to yourself until the day you die.

Andrew Kaufman

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#22. Why do bad things happen to good people?'
'Because it makes a good story.

Andrew Kaufman

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#23. The code of a world he'd never been invited to join.

Andrew Kaufman

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#24. Wit is better as a seasoning than as a whole dish by itself.

Christian Nestell Bovee

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#25. Okay, there's this thing you can do, a thing you can do like no other person on this planet. That makes you special, but being special ready doesn't mean anything. You still have to get dressed in the morning. Your shoelaces still break. Your lover will still leave you if you don't treat her right

Andrew Kaufman

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#26. - the only difference between a happy ending and a sad ending is where you decide the story ends.

Andrew Kaufman

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#27. Stewart got out of the truck and walked into the wheat field he'd parked beside. The stalks grew higher the deeper into the field he went. He continued walking. The stalks were slightly taller than his waist, but he still didn't know what to say.

Andrew Kaufman

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#28. You know, you're very strong" Nicola said.
"Thank you."
"That's no compliment. It's your weakness. If you weren't so strong you wouldn't have to take it and so you wouldn't.

Andrew Kaufman

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#29. altruism by any other name is still altruism, fueled by many different motivations.

Andrew E. Kaufman

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#30. He knocks on doors and stands there. You'd be surprised how few doors get answered

Andrew Kaufman

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#31. It's true most superheroes have funny names. But they have to come up with these names by themselves. Think about how hard it is. Try it, right now; boil down your personality and abilities to a single phrase or image. If you can do that, you're probably a superhero already.

Andrew Kaufman

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#32. Take time to be bored. One time I heard a coworker say, When I get busy, I get stupid.

Austin Kleon

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#33. There are two ways to get rid of an anxiety monster,my friend-you either have a bath or a nap.

Andrew Kaufman

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