Top 21 George Kaufman Quotes

#1. When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

George S. Kaufman

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#2. I don't have friends, and it's hard for me to make new friends. Right now, the people that are in my life are the people that I work with.

Questlove

George Kaufman Quotes #1869824
#3. KIRBY: A man can't give up his business.
GRANDPA: Why not? You've got all the money you need. You can't take it with you.

George S. Kaufman

George Kaufman Quotes #1749897
#4. I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.

George S. Kaufman

George Kaufman Quotes #1703084
#5. Casual affairs never interested him. Every girl he met was gauged as a potential life partner, a soul mate, an undying love, as though every relationship should be a Carpenters song.

Harlan Coben

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#6. The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.

George S. Kaufman

George Kaufman Quotes #1580282
#7. You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there.

George S. Kaufman

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#8. Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.

George S. Kaufman

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#9. There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.

George S. Kaufman

George Kaufman Quotes #1315789
#10. Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

George S. Kaufman

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#11. A lot of people thought I got famous as a studio artist, then decided to cash in on it. But it actually was just a matter of survival for many years, and I felt it was really important for me to be able to say whatever I wanted with my street art and fine art.

Shepard Fairey

George Kaufman Quotes #1251601
#12. Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.

George S. Kaufman

George Kaufman Quotes #10021
#13. Civilization, to be worthy of the name, must afford other methods of settling human differences than those of blood letting.

Ralph Chaplin

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#14. You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Claus!

George S. Kaufman

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#15. At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.

George S. Kaufman

George Kaufman Quotes #972025
#16. God finally caught his eye.

George S. Kaufman

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#17. When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

George S. Kaufman

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#18. I understand your new play is full of single entendres.

George S. Kaufman

George Kaufman Quotes #463911
#19. He was not immoral, but merely unmoral.

Jack London

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#20. I've never had any complaints yet!

George S. Kaufman

George Kaufman Quotes #363902
#21. Good enough is never good enough.

Alfred Bertram Guthrie

George Kaufman Quotes #242698

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