Amusingly Twisted Quotes

#1. Maybe I'll just be a good aunt.

Kim Kardashian

#2. The crisis is the price for the capitalist system

Muhammad Yunus

#3. Hindsight is a dangerous game.

Shannon Messenger

#4. Who the fuck do you think you are, trying to take my date home?" Bentley shouted.
"I am her home, fucknut.

Penelope Ward

#5. The older I get, the more I meet people, the more convinced I am that we must only work on ourselves, to grow in grace. The only thing we can do about people is to love them.

Dorothy Day

#6. It's financially advantageous to make a picture in Berlin, Germany. They have a very effective rebate system.

Joel Silver

#7. The world is a bundle of hay, Mankind are the asses that pull, Each tugs in a different way And the greatest of all is John Bull!

Lord Byron

#8. I hate it when people think they know me when they really don't.

Sarah

#9. The chief effect of talk on any subject is to strengthen one's own opinions, and, in fact, one never knows exactly what he does believe until he is warmed into conviction by the heat of attack and defence.

Charles Dudley Warner

#10. To do well does not mean everything will always turn out well. The key is to remember that faith and obedience are still the answers, even when things go wrong, perhaps especially when things go wrong.

David E. Sorensen

#11. I am planning the release of 2NE1's new album for after CL finishes her solo activities. 2NE1 will surely show you good work until the expiration of their contracts.

Yang Hyun-suk

#12. I think that's exactly what Silicon Valley was all about in those days. Let's do a startup in our parents' garage and try to create a business.

Walter Isaacson

#13. Through the centuries, men of law have been persistently concerned with the resolution of disputes in ways that enable society to achieve its goals with a minimum of force and maximum of reason.

Archibald Cox

#14. I don't feel any older now than when I was 70.

John Patrick