Alvah Quotes

#1. Our inability to talk about the past was almost as damaging to our relationship as the past itself.

Leigh Byrne

#2. Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.

Alvah Bessie

#3. Don't itch the itch feel the itch

E.M.

#4. Money is the general medium of exchange. It is the thing for which all other goods are traded, the means of final payment for such goods on the market.

Murray Rothbard

#5. When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.

Alvah Bessie

#6. I have a congenital aversion to failure.

Abraham Lincoln

#7. I paid too heavy a price for perestroika.

Mikhail Gorbachev

#8. From now on, if I ever get to burn another newspaper, I'll remember what a few cents can buy.

Alvah C. Bessie

#9. Cooking is not a mystery.

Edward Espe Brown

#10. Since I was a little kid, I was against fur. I never wore fur in my life.

Elisabetta Canalis

#11. It is false to say that humanity is the most excellent being in the universe. The most excellent being in the universe is the universe itself.

Thomas Berry

#12. this 97% [of climate scientists accepting human-caused global warming], that doesn't mean anything.

James Inhofe

#13. The job of an artist and writer is to see the things other people miss and introduce the two.

Janyre Tromp

#14. Alvah Scarret had never hated anything, and so was incapable of love.

Ayn Rand

#15. For marriage has nothing in common with love. marriage makes for security; love makes only for suffering. On the other hand, love could be so distilled, spun so fine as to implicate third and fourth persons, as to take up three or four exciting acts in a play.

Gunter Grass

#16. I was going to go to bed early and maybe read for a little bit."
"Reading. Wow. Not sure I know many girls who do that."
Her brows rose. "Then you're hanging out with the wrong girls."
"No doubt. I most definitely have been ... in the past, but I've raised my standards a bit recently.

Cat Johnson

#17. All bombing is terrorism.

Suzy Kassem

#18. Death is only one of many ways to lose your life.

Alvah Simon

#19. That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.'

Alvah Bessie

#20. So, my sweetheart back home writes to me and wants to know what this gal in Bombay's got that she hasn't got. So I just write back to her and says, Nothin', honey. Only she's got it here.

Alvah Bessie

#21. Motherhood is hard enough without judgement from others who don't know the whole story.

Sarah Addison Allen

#22. Rawr! I'm a duke of Hell, bitches!' and then he was like, 'This is my turf! Welcome to Castle Cocksucker!' and then he was all, 'You're all gonna die!' and then it was, 'Fuck, this sword hurts!' and finally he was like, 'Oh fuck, I'm dead!

Elliott Kay