Aluminum Siding Quotes

#1. Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding." Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better.

Tim Allen

#2. America isn't young, you know. It's ancient and evil. With aluminum siding.

Rudy Rucker

#3. I got my first break and became a singing waiter at eighteen or nineteen. I couldn't make a living at it. I quit. Then I got married and sold aluminum siding. My wife had problems physically. It was not good.

Rodney Dangerfield

#4. Do you know my dream? I really want to become an aluminum-siding salesman.

Johnny Carson

#5. I have my aluminum siding business, and that's going like a house afire.

Nathan Lane

#6. City's just a jungle; more games to play Trapped in the heart of it, tryin' to get away I was raised in the country, I been workin' in the town I been in trouble ever since I set my suitcase down

Bob Dylan

#7. Marriage has always been a state and local issue.

Rand Paul

#8. Hope can kill you but it will not let you die.

Pushkar Ganesh Vaidya

#9. Break something on the computer again with those big man hands?"

"Shut up, minion," he teased.

Carrie Ann Ryan

#10. No man of any intelligence would pretend to know a female mind.

Julia Quinn

#11. Don't be in a hurry to grow up. Hold on to being a boy as long as you can, because once you lose that magic, you're always begging to find it again.

Robert McCammon

#12. Loving the wrong person is self-harm

R H Sin

#13. On government & unions: the only thing worse than blind trust is blind mistrust.

Andy Hargreaves

#14. Succeeding Dexter's first exhilaration came restlessness and dissatisfaction. The helpless ecstasy of losing himself in her was opiate rather than tonic. It was fortunate for his work during the winter that those moments of ecstasy came infrequently.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#15. It is exceedingly deleterious to withdraw the sanction of religion from amusement. If we feel that it is all injurious we should strip the earth of its flowers and blot out its pleasant sunshine.

Edwin Hubbel Chapin

#16. You who are bent, and bald, and blind, With a heavy heart and a wandering mind, Have known three centuries, poets sing, Of dalliance with a demon thing.

W.B.Yeats