Altered Synonym Quotes

#1. I suppose you know where this country would be, where the world would be, if everyone who got depressed by the papers stopped reading them.

Sue Kaufman

#2. Our Government's top priority remains jobs and economic growth. Today's announcement demonstrates our commitment to ensuring the continued success of western Canadian businesses and entrepreneurs in the apparel and textile sector.

Michelle Rempel

#3. Success begins with self-discipline.

Sunday Adelaja

#4. If you're watching a parade, don't follow it. It never changes. If the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction. You will fast-forward the parade.

Mitch Hedberg

#5. My parents homeschooled my sister and me for many years. Why? Because the local school insisted that I, being three, should go to preschool, and my sister, being five, should go to kindergarten. The problem? You learn your alphabet in preschool, and I was already reading chapter books.

Adora Svitak

#6. With each tweet, post, share and comment, we are building and adding to our digital iceberg.

Tiffany Sunday

#7. I've walked away in the middle of a conversation and had no idea that was wrong until someone told me I was being rude.

Hannah Gadsby

#8. He turned, arching an eyebrow at Dex. "ABBA?"
"What kind of gay man are you?" Dex thrust a finger toward the door. "Out of my house. Your kind isn't welcome here.

Charlie Cochet

#9. I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.

Bill Hicks

#10. God is expecting us to stand in the gap between the dying earth and the heavens, for the will of God to be done on earth like it is in heaven

Sunday Adelaja

#11. I think sometimes I write to impress my influences. Whether they're actually acquaintances of mine, people that I think will hear the record or not, I still write - not to imitate my influences - but to write something that would live up to their standards.

Jason Isbell

#12. Getting angry at him won't change the fact that you're angry at yourself.

Cora Carmack