Alphabetically Quotes

#1. It's not funny, Joan. My bras are all in the first row, color-coded alphabetically from left to right, and then a row of panties, all folded in little squares, and then slips. And socks along the back row. Everything's so neat it makes me want to throw up.

Virginia Smith

#2. My reviews of the above books appear in my series, A Literary Cavalcade. Reviews are listed alphabetically by author across the six volumes.

Robert A. Parker

#3. Do you arrange your books alphabetically? (I hope not.)

Mary Ann Shaffer

#4. As we talked I thought about him being gone. I thought about washing my sheets. I thought about the likelihood of him wanting to see me again. Mostly I thought about organizing my books alphabetically and dancing by myself to George Harrison songs.

Kendra Grant Malone

#5. In my worldview, there are filers, and there are pilers. Filers think alphabetically. Pilers think geologically.

Mary Doria Russell

#6. You said I was your number-one pick."
"And you are. In our hearts. Alphabetically, though, Dusk comes before you.

Derek Landy

#7. All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Casey Stengel

#8. I dusted my books off, placing each one - sorted alphabetically and by genre - on the shelves Dad installed. What some people might call "anal," I'd call efficient. What good was it to have a book if you couldn't find it when you wanted it?

Aileen Erin

#9. The only reason we're not in Iran now is because we're going alphabetically and George Bush can't spell.

Greg Giraldo

#10. Those were my last words. To be listed in some book of quotations, alphabetically after Wilde:
Wilde, Oscar (of the wallpaper in his bedroom): "Either it goes, or I do."
Wilding, Adelyn (of the gum splooches on the sidewalk): "Ditto."

Roberta Pearce

#11. I don't mind being listed alphabetically.
I do mind being treated alphabetically.

Maria Tallchief

#12. You guys line up alphabetically by height.

Bill Peterson

#13. The success of the dinner depends as much upon the company as the cook. Discordant elements - people invited alphabetically, or to pay off debts - are fatal.

Ward McAllister

#14. I have you here. Why shouldn't I be pleased? (Stryker)
I can think of a million reasons, starting with the fact that I want to kill you more than I want to breathe. As for the others, would you prefer them in order of importance or alphabetically? (Zephyra)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#15. They lined you up in kindergarten, alphabetically. On fourth-grade field trips you took your partner's hand to push past the musk ox or the steam turbine. School was a perpetual lineup, ending in this final one.

Jeffrey Eugenides

#16. Wait, Wikipedia isn't working? Why hasn't someone invented a paper version of it? A set of books organized alphabetically by topic?

Ben Shapiro

#17. Are you seriously having to ask why I won't date you?" She sounded so incredulous. "Would you like me to recite the list alphabetically?"
Actually, he did. "Let's hear it."
Not even a pause. "Asshat. Braggart. Cocky tied with chauvinist. Dumbass. Egotistical. Do I really need to go on?

Eve Langlais

#18. When Americans shoot movies they aim at the entire planet. When the French make movies, they aim at Paris.

Jean-Jacques Annaud

#19. I've got at least one tiny corner of the universe I can make just the way I want it ...

Kurt Vonnegut

#20. I hope I'm able to achieve more on camera through stillness, through focus, through being quite careful to do less on every take, rather than more. So I'm reducing, rather than adding. Which hopefully is a good exercise. That's what I'd like to do.

Ben Kingsley

#21. Truly I prefer by far this life of almost constant trial, if I am only able to roll all my cares upon my Heavenly Father, and thus become increasingly acquainted with Him, to a life of outward peace and quietness, without these constant proofs of His faithfulness,

George Muller

#22. Economic stimulation that works through the increased outlays to the affluent has, inevitably, an aspect of soundness and sanity that is lacking in expenditure on behalf of the undeserving poor.

John Kenneth Galbraith

#23. Few things sound so beautiful as the poetic accent of a Welsh woman.

Steve Fowler

#24. Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

Publilius Syrus

#25. Technical Analysis of the Financial Markets,

Kerry W. Given

#26. Be as polite to the custodian as you are to the chairman of the board.

H. Jackson Brown Jr.

#27. After my hip operation, I had to cut out butter, which I loved, and salt. I no longer eat desserts with lots of cream, and I've cut right back on alcohol.

Maeve Binchy

#28. True contentment is not having everything, but in being satisfied with everything you have.

Oscar Wilde