Aldonza Broadway Quotes

#1. My idea of a good place to shop is Costco - it has these heavily marbled fillet steaks. The idea of eating some wheat thing and washing it down with carrot juice has never appealed to me.

Charlie Munger

#2. If you have no tragedy, you have no comedy. Crying and laughing are the same emotion. If you laugh too hard, you cry. And vice versa.

Sid Caesar

#3. If others in the same Glass better see
'Tis for Themselves they look, but not for me:
For my Salvation must its Doom receive
Not from what others, but what I believe.

John Dryden

#4. Like the children of Thor? At least their dad had a movie franchise.

Rick Riordan

#5. Children are sweet as the buds in spring, But I've noticed that those who have them Have nothing but trouble all their lives.

Euripides

#6. Waitress: "And to drink?"
Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt made from tap water, which rather defeats the purpose of spring water.

Eoin Colfer

#7. 'Dark Blue' is ultimately a gritty crime drama, at its core. I don't think that is ever going to change.

Dylan McDermott

#8. If I were a rock star, I'd design my own clothes. I'd do it because that's the mark of a true rock star.

Shawn Amos