Alcoholic Humor Prescription Quotes

#1. We live in this world of tweeting, and social media, and anti-social media, and all the rest, so no matter what you say, there is going to be what people say is a firestorm. I don't know what a firestorm is.

Al Michaels

#2. Modernism has a reputation for being a forbidding phenomenon: its visual arts disconcertingly non-representational, its literary efforts devoid of the consolations of plot and character - even its films, it's argued, fall well short of that true desideratum: entertainment.

Will Self

#3. Being good or being evil is not something that is inherent in our nature over which we have no control, rather we define ourselves by the choices we make, moment by moment, situation by situation. All it takes is an act of will to be the best that we can be.

Laurence Overmire

#4. Everything had a battered, trampled-on look, as though the place had just been visited by some large violent animal.

George Orwell

#5. I will clear for you a way and a path. Stay close to me. I hold the lantern, dispelling your anxiety. I am your chosen path.

Julia Cameron

#6. In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement.

Ben Goldacre

#7. He breathes life into me. He has allowed me to understand who I am, and not feel broken for being me. I can be myself with Erik and not worry about him criticizing me. He owns me. And he always will.

Scott Hildreth

#8. I believe in 'Positives' not Negatives the only thing about Alcohol I'm Powerless over is those Damn Taxes

Stanley Victor Paskavich

#9. The gods grant nothing more than life,
So let us reject whatever lifts us
To unbreathable heights,
Eternal but flowerless.

Pessoa, Fernando

#10. I'm not saying I'm an Alcoholic, but I do have prescription shot glasses

Josh Stern

#11. Never throw mud. You may miss your mark, but you will have dirty hands.

Dorothy Parker

#12. If you write an original, it's like you went in and dug a well, and you hit oil. But an adaptation, it's like the oil well's on fire, and they bring you in to put the fire out and get it working again - or something like that.

Brian Helgeland