Alan Smithee Quotes

#1. Pretending like I don't exist makes it easier because that means emotions and actions don't exist either.

Amelia Mysko

#2. Humor is reason gone mad.

Groucho Marx

#3. Love gives without expectation, while hate carries an endless tally of debts.

Bryant McGill

#4. Leadership that exploits and sacrifices young people on the altar of its goals is nothing more than raw, demonic power. Genuine leadership is found in ceaseless efforts to foster young people, to pave the way forward for them.

Daisaku Ikeda

#5. To handle a language skillfully is to practice a kind of evocative sorcery.

Charles Baudelaire

#6. A good story is a journey...the destination is only where it ends.

Alan Smithee

#7. Oh, he said softly. It was like this wasn't even a word. It felt more like he was laying out a stone for me to step on, so that I could keep going.

Morgan Matson

#8. Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.

Andy Rooney

#9. I know how to go, go, go. Stopping, I've learned is the stuff of mastery.

Danielle LaPorte

#10. They can see how permanent all the moments are, and they can look at any moment that interests them. It is just an illusion we have here on Earth that one moment follows another one, like beads on a string

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

#11. Hear, hear.' Sister Martha hoisted her water glass. 'Let the rigid stick of self-righteousness be dislodged from her very uptight ass.'
Father Ramon coughed.
'A-fucking-men,' Loup supplied helpfully.

Jacqueline Carey

#12. I'M nOT thOM yorkE but a. ROBOT.

Thom Yorke

#13. My brother's friend worked at a TV station, so we went in; the producer of a show asked if I wouldn't mind taking some photos for his wife, who was a talent agent. Next thing I know, I'm enroute to the agency.

Godfrey Gao