Alan Parsons Quotes

#1. It's fucking lame, is what it is! The swords look like they were made out of tinfoil. And that soundtrack is epically lame. Full of synthesizers and shit. By the motherfucking Alan Parsons Project! Lame-o-rama! Beyond lame. Highlander II lame.

Ernest Cline

#2. In modeling, my height was a big challenge to overcome, because I was pretty much the shortest girl on the runway whenever I was doing the catwalk. The clothes didn't fit and the shoes didn't fit. It was an issue, but luckily, it didn't prevent me from working.

Devon Aoki

#3. I'm delighted about the track's success in the sports world, but the frustrating thing is, I don't think I got rich on it. The labels and publishers did very cheap deals on our songs.

Alan Parsons

#4. Life in its highest state is understanding.

L. Ron Hubbard

#5. Audiophiles don't use their equipment to listen to your music. Audiophiles use your music to listen to their equipment.

Alan Parsons

#6. In Africa I discovered what the true purpose of a musician is. We are historians, and it is our purpose to tell the people the true story of our past, and to extend a better vision of the future.

Randy Weston

#7. The Sicilian Defense album was never released and never will be if I have anything to do with it. I have not heard it since it was finished. I hope the tapes no longer exist.

Alan Parsons

#8. Naught so sweet as melancholy.

Robert A. Burton

#9. The Dark Side of the Moon has flash - the true flash that comes from the excellence of a superb performance.

Alan Parsons

#10. Folk rock was my real roots. I did a few gigs as a folk artist, in the style of Fairport Convention.

Alan Parsons

#11. In Russia we had to have special visas in our passports, and when we had to show our passports at the Kremlin gates, we realized that, Oh my God, we're actually playing in THE Kremlin!

Alan Parsons

#12. I was 17 and just learning what high fidelity was, what good sound was, and learning the mechanics of tape machines. It was a real education, going right from the consumer end to the record factory.

Alan Parsons

#13. I started in a research lab for TV cameras, then I worked at a tape duplication facility. That was the first introduction for me to recorded music and hi-fi.

Alan Parsons

#14. I had the honor of speaking with Asimov. The album ended up being something not directly related to Asimov, but related instead to the concept of the power of robotics.

Alan Parsons

#15. From the day we're born to the day we die, we fucking hurt and we cry and we pick ourselves up and, if we're really lucky, we have people to help us pick up the fucking pieces

Carmen Jenner

#16. Where do we go from here now that all of the children have grown up?
And how do we spend our time knowin' nobody gives us a damn.

Alan Parsons Project

#17. That Beatle euphoria has always been there, and it's hard to be in a room with a Beatle and try to be totally natural. You never shake that off.

Alan Parsons

#18. The Dark Side of the Moon is a fine album with a textural and conceptual richness that not only invites, but demands involvement. There is a certain grandeur.

Alan Parsons

#19. Any effects created before 1975 were done with either tape or echo chambers or some kind of acoustic treatment. No magic black boxes!

Alan Parsons

#20. I try to find a way that the other guy hasn't thought of using a sound or a sample.

Alan Parsons

#21. Captain gives her a hard look. "You know what shit is? Killing three innocent people. Think your life is bad now, try living with that." Her voice is harsh.

Lisa McMann

#22. Im thankful for this moment coz i know that i grow a day older and see how this sentimental fool can be

Dee Lestari

#23. I'm sorry for looking at your ass."
"When did you look at my ass?"
"Every chance I get?"
"Apology accepted.

Vi Keeland

#24. In France, you can sell a lot, but nobody outside of France ever hears of it.

Alan Parsons

#25. Immediately after the Floyd experience, I became a pop record producer.

Alan Parsons

#26. Simon, the fisherman, before his meeting with Christ, however thoroughly he might have searched within himself, could not possibly have found a trace of Peter.

Sherry Weddell

#27. From 1961 to 1965 Barney and I had not seen another UFO.

Betty Hill