Aftershave Lotion Quotes

#1. Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.

George Burns

#2. There are moments when troubles enter our lives and we can do nothing to avoid them.
But they are there for a reason. Only when we have overcome them will we understand why they were there.

Paulo Coelho

#3. Never buy anything that eats while you sleep.

William Shatner

#4. I see the role of a rabbi or a pastor in general sort of like the role of a quarterback who throws the ball a little bit ahead of the receiver - that is you want to make people run just a bit to catch up to the message that you offer.

David Wolpe

#5. It may have been in pieces, but I gave you the best of me.

Jim Morrison

#6. One learns to ignore criticism by first learning to ignore applause.

Robert Breault

#7. Last year we had many smallish hopes, made many smallish attempts, suffered many smallish failures, and we died one by one. This year a change of plan! One big hope, one big push, one big fuck-up, and we all die at once.

Louisa Young

#8. If you change because of fame, that's not the right thing. But if you change because of growth, that's normal ... The whole fame thing hasn't hit me. And I hope it kind of doesn't.

Jussie Smollett

#9. The woman could get a confession faster than a priest.

B. J. Daniels

#10. Listen, do yourself a favor. If you ask someone about something such as, "How are the kids," make sure you really want to know.

Art Hochberg

#11. When you bring a man two millions of money, you need have but little fear that you will not be well received.

Jules Verne

#12. If I knew exactly what I know now and had it to do over, I'd be a switch hitter. No telling what I could have done.

Hank Aaron

#13. I'm probably going to be the scruffiest Chief Scout you've ever had and my health and safety policy is non-existent.

Bear Grylls