After Surgery Funny Quotes

#1. People are always fighting reality until it's pushed down their throats.

Agnes Denes

#2. I have wanted only one thing to make me happy. That thing is everything.

Sebastian Horsley

#3. My friends, it is solidarity of labor we want. We do not want to find fault with each other, but to solidify our forces and say to each other: We must be together; our masters are joined together and we must do the same thing.

Mother Jones

#4. Smart Patients and other online communities are demonstrating that patients can learn a tremendous amount from one another.

Robert Wachter

#5. How strange to think that great pain may be impermanent. Something in us all seems to want to carve it in granite, as if only this would do full honor to its terrible significance. But even pain is blessed with impermanence ...
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Rachel Naomi Remen

#6. Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

Mark Twain

#7. It's important to interrogate history, it's important to document history, because as a society we need constant reminders of the things that we've done in the past in the hope we can stop repeating these horrible lessons.

Matana Roberts

#8. One day is not enough to watch a tree, one life is not enough to love a tree.
I wonder when i see a new leaf, it was like a new born baby come and meet the world; I feel great to see a plant bearing fruits, it was like a mother carrying her child during her pregnancy period

Karthikeyan V

#9. Be yourself, don't take anything from anyone, and never let them take you alive.

Gerard Way

#10. A single poem, alone
can turn tides
scatter galaxies
and burst forth with rivers
from paradise.

Sanober Khan

#11. To live is to not think.

Fernando Pessoa

#12. I had sinus surgery the day after Christmas and it has been the worst surgery of my life. Very painful, and on top of it everyone of course thought I got a nose job. Which is so funny because if you know me I would have told you I got a nose job I'm not gonna keep it a secret.

Kaley Cuoco

#13. Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns.

Robert Pattinson

#14. Disney is thrilling and informative and important and beautiful and suspect. Butts was a detail I observed later and definitely ties in. I suppose I was programmed, yeah.

Mark Morris