Advent Calendar Funny Quotes

#1. By not letting me turn you into something you're not, you've helped me be more of myself.

Aleksandra Ninkovic

#2. All living souls welcome whatever they are ready to cope with; all else they ignore, or pronounce to be monstrous and wrong, or deny to be possible.

George Santayana

#3. The notion of children being "kindergarten ready" is a bizarre oxymoron. It's like saying you have to know how to play the piano before you can learn how to play the piano.

Peter Campbell

#4. Wisdom has its root in goodness, not goodness its root in wisdom.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#5. The charlatan takes very different shapes according to circumstances; but at bottom he is a man who cares nothing about knowledge for its own sake, and only strives to gain the semblance of
it that he may use it for his own personal ends, which are always selfish and material.

Arthur Schopenhauer

#6. I think our society puts too much pressure on romantic love, and that is why so many romances fail. Romance can't possibly carry all that we want it to.

Donald Miller

#7. I only understand friendship or scorched earth.

Roger Ailes

#8. someone fundamentally diminishes our shared humanity. I'm not even sure I was conscious of that behavior

Brene Brown

#9. I grew up in a very small town, but it happened to be in western Massachusetts, where there were a lot of gay people. I remember my aunt going to a gay wedding when I was 11, and I thought it was the coolest thing.

Elizabeth Banks

#10. Face all challenges. Never run away from them. Especially if you are in the right.

Brian Lee Durfee

#11. My religion says that only he who is prepared to suffer can pray to God.

Mahatma Gandhi

#12. People want the truth, even if they disagree.

John McCain

#13. Jealous leaders measure their success by the failure of others.

Andy Stanley

#14. Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

Casey Stengel

#15. A peaceful worldIs an immediate, utter and absoluteNecessity.

Sri Chinmoy