Admiral James Stockdale Quotes

#1. If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls.

Dylan Moran

#2. What's important here is that the Republicans agree with [Donald Trump].

Hillary Clinton

#3. Verily, Allah lets [a person] enjoy a blessing for as long as He wills. But when He is no longer thanked for it, He turns it into a punishment.

Al-Hasan Al-Basri

#4. The combination of a blazer over any T-shirt with a pair of jeans is foolproof.

Ryan Seacrest

#5. What do you have to do? Pack your bags, Go to the station without them, Catch the train, And leave your self behind.

Wei Wu Wei

#6. I hate wasting time.

Robert Plant

#7. A car for every purse and purpose.

Alfred P. Sloan

#8. The man is definitely Tucker, I'd recognise that butt anywhere.

Cynthia Hand

#9. RESPIRATOR, n. An apparatus fitted over the nose and mouth of an inhabitant of London, whereby to filter the visible universe in its passage to the lungs.

Ambrose Bierce

#10. To walk behind others on a road you are traveling together, to give precedence to others without envy - this is painful for an individual and painful for a nation.

Gustav Stresemann

#11. You don't explain to the janitorial staff how your company is a part of a sinister organization with goals of global infiltration and control. You just tell them to clean the floor.

Jim Butcher

#12. The important thing is to know why we want to dance. We dance a solitude that we have inside us and cannot occupy with anything. This gap, that emptiness to which we put movement is the TANGO.

Carlos Gavito

#13. I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet under a cow pat.

Djuna Barnes

#14. When it comes to the income of the ministry, I have no problem talking about it or what happens to the money.

Benny Hinn