Administrative Assistant Day Funny Quotes

#1. Set your ideal as near to perfection as your imagination is capable of forming the conception.

Wallace D. Wattles

#2. I have a slightly bad back, which has made an enormous contribution to American literature.

David Eddings

#3. One can hardly tell women that washing up saucepans is their divine mission, [so] they are told that bringing up children is their divine mission. But the way things are in the world, bringing up children has a great deal in common with washing up saucepans.

Simone De Beauvoir

#4. God said, 'When one man and one woman shine together, it makes the most perfect light.

Olive Schreiner

#5. Stevens, who knew that mouth could do more thana rgue? You're a true blue friend, a red-hot lady and all that other good yearbook shit. You've got a big heart and I've got an even bigger...you know. So we're both winners. KG

Robin Wasserman

#6. The hypotheses we accept ought to explain phenomena which we have observed. But they ought to do more than this: our hypotheses ought to foretell phenomena which have not yet been observed.

William Whewell

#7. We expect rewards for goodness, and punishments for the bad things which we do. Often, they are not immediately

Leo Tolstoy

#8. Search, which is extremely important, represents about 5% of the page views on the Internet and 40% of the revenue. So, highly monetized.

Terry Semel

#9. In the ever-evolving society we live in, it is the responsibility of all of us, as individuals and as Americans, to rid ourselves of this culture of violence.

Kurt Schrader

#10. A poet needs a pen, a painter a brush, and a director an army.

Orson Welles

#11. Very few people know where to look for happiness; fewer still find it.

W. Somerset Maugham

#12. I think we Americans, of all people, understand the importance of a good, legal, constitutional framework as the basis of political life.

Paul Bremer