Funny Medical Assistant Quotes

#1. Ser Barristan," she called, "I know what quality a king needs most." "Courage, Your Grace?" "Cheeks like iron," she teased. "All I do is sit.

George R R Martin

#2. I hope that not one of them ever wanna even think about boxing.

Roy Jones Jr.

#3. The author gives an interesting naval etymology of the word "opportunity". It referred to days in which sailing ships had to wait outside a port for the appropriate tide, which then was their chance until the next tide.

Mark Batterson

#4. [I] the is the duty of black men to judge the Southern discriminate lyrics. The present generation of Southerners are not responsible for the past, and they should not be blindly hated or blamed for it.

W.E.B. Du Bois

#5. Again, this made me think of Daisy, and her white lie about the dresses. We were willing to do so much for the people we loved, even if it meant hurting ourselves. Maybe that, in the end, was what love
all kinds
was really all about.

Sarah Dessen

#6. Prices impose the most effective kind of rationing - self-rationing. Why is rationing necessary? Because what everybody wants always adds up to more than there is ... Resources are limited but desires are not. That is the basic and defining problem of economics.

Thomas Sowell

#7. We fall on our knees in awe of God's greatness.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#8. Whoever pays the consultant gets pretty much what they want to hear.

Matthew Stewart

#9. When they smile in your face, but behind you, it ain't well wishes
When they eatin' all the food off your plate and they don't do dishes
When they words and they actions blur and they don't know different
No time for these FABs.

Jojo

#10. My father cared a lot about me, but he never gave me the satisfaction of really knowing it. Hitting .390 wasn't enough for him. Nothing seemed to be. He was not trying to be mean. He was just seeing to it that I never got self-satisfied, that I worked hard to get the most out of what I had.

George Brett

#11. The nature of technology depends very much upon what the public can be induced to put up with.

Joan Robinson

#12. The ice inside me melts. Suddenly, I'm burning up and terrified, scared I'll be too weak to resist.

Scratch that - I'm petrified I've already given in.

Amanda Bouchet

#13. My vagina smells like a set of nuts."

"Awesome.

Debra Anastasia

#14. Time kills essence! Don't give people reasons to say you wasted your time! Use your time well now!

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

#15. If I can be cruel; I'm not a big fan of the Audi R8, actually.

Richard Hammond