Adjusted Gross Quotes

#1. I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it's still gross.

Sam Ewing

#2. This world nys but a thurghfare ful of wo, And we been pilgrymes, passynge to and fro.

Geoffrey Chaucer

#3. I remember him standing next to me at Hoosier Hill, smiling out at the ugly trees and the ugly farmland and the ugly kids as if he could see Oz. 'Believe it or not, it's actually beautiful to some people..' So I decide to see it through his eyes.

Jennifer Niven

#4. If you ask Jim Courier, I mean, that guy has his tongue up (Roger Federer's) ass, I think ... you know, the whole time when you actually listen to him commentating or listen to him talk about Roger Federer. Sometimes makes me sick almost.

Tommy Haas

#5. The venom clamours of a jealous woman
Poisons more deadly than a mad dog's tooth.

William Shakespeare

#6. After America won the Cold War, some believed we had come to the 'end of history,' and budget-cutters celebrated the so-called 'peace dividend.' As a result, we ignored the toxic mixture of militant Islam and terror that ultimately led to 9/11.

Frank Gaffney

#7. If everyone is trying to prevent error, it screws things up.

Edwin Catmull

#8. Time, though you've probably lived all your life believing the contrary, is not money. If you run out of money, there are many ways to scrounge up more. If you run out of time - well, that's all she wrote.

Jay Conrad Levinson

#9. If we are to believe certain oracles of crafty political views, a little revolt is desirable from the point of view of power. System: revolt strengthens those governments which it does not overthrow.

Victor Hugo

#10. Restaurants that have health-conscious consumers will pay attention to this.

Marion Nestle