Acrius Shotgun Quotes

#1. She made my favorite breakfast and recruited me to be the cheerleader of her mistake.

Amy Schumer

#2. The rule is: don't use commas like a stupid person. I mean it.

Lynne Truss

#3. It is crucial that we realize the great value of human existence, the opportunity and the potential that our brief lives afford us. It is only as humans that we have the possibility of implementing changes in our lives.

Dalai Lama

#4. Asleep, he looked a lot younger than going-on-seventeen, but I had noticed that Johnny looked younger when he was asleep too, so I figured everyone did. Maybe people are younger when they are asleep.

S.E. Hinton

#5. I've sort of grown into my cuteness.

Julia Roberts

#6. A seed, in order to grow, must first be planted under the best conditions. Be that space or time. I think, therefore, that you have yet to find your perfect conditions.

S.R. Crawford

#7. You will be so dead, dear Sister.

Sitta Karina

#8. I even felt like I liked guys better than women - that men were relevant and women weren't. It took me a while to realize I'd been socialized to have a slighting view of my own gender.

Lynn Coady

#9. Gather the flowers, but spare the buds.

Andrew Marvell

#10. I am but a miserable sinner, but I have found, in my long life, that the cenobite has no foe worse than sadness.

Anatole France

#11. I never want my kids to feel like I'm just some housewife who was just kicking it with my husband, because that's not the kind of woman that I am.

Tamar Braxton

#12. Bros before hoes," said Jared. "By which of course I mean gardening tools, because I hold all the fine ladies of Sorry-in-the-Vale in the highest regard.

Sarah Rees Brennan