Achmed The Dead Terrorist Quotes

#1. Achmed 'Two Jews walk into a bar'
No no no no no' Jeff
You don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard' Achmed"
-Achmed the dead terrorist and Jeff

Jeff Dunham

#2. Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock, knock.
Jeff Dunham: Who's there?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Me, I kill you!

Jeff Dunham

#3. Water is the most critical resource issue of our lifetime and our children's lifetime. The health of our waters is the principal measure of how we live on the land.

Luna Leopold

#4. I just want the bullying to stop. That is all I ever wanted. I used to love going to school. Now I hate it.

Tim Field

#5. A world without books is overrated.

Nashi Hoshimiya

#6. I like my whiskey wild,

Jack Kerouac

#7. Humanities" started sounding like a disease

Svetlana Alexievich

#8. We wanted to raise a generation of heretics, but instead we raised a generation of ignoramuses

Berl Katznelson

#9. It is the most human and kindly of seasons, as fully penetrated and irradiated with the feeling of human brotherhood, which is the essential spirit of Christianity, as the month of June with sunshine and the balmy breath of roses.

George William Curtis

#10. There is a better chance of seeing a camel pass through the eye of a needle than of seeing a really great man 'discovered' through an election.

Adolf Hitler

#11. Young women that would not be thought coquettish, and old men that would not be ridiculous, should never talk of love, as if they had any concern in it.

Francois Alexandre Frederic, Duc De La Rochefoucauld-Liancourt